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If v0.34 was a Sesame Street episode:

" Today's update is bought to you by the letter 'douchebag'. "

Okay, having finally finished all the possible routes, endings, and dialogue options, I have one teeny-tiny, barely significant criticism.

And it's regarding the saucy bits.

Now aside from a few moments with Dean, whenever it gets to the part where cheesy saxaphone music should start playing, we are instead greeted with a black screen and some text variance of

"...and one thing led to another and now your clothes don't wear as well the next day and your hair doesn't fall in quite the same way. Now moving along swiftly..."

Like, no,no,no,no,no! Don't tell me "one thing led to another."!

I want to see in, full blasphemous, 4K, UHD, glory exactly how I made Roswell squeel like a pig!

I want be able to count how many times I rotisseried on Sal's joystick before making him spill the beans!

I need to know the answer to Dean's question "Does Orlando have balls?" and more importantly "What do they taste like?"

I need that minigame where we try to find out what lasts longer, Ty's dick or a feather?

And you owe it your fans, to help us finally solve the mystery of what would happen if you scratched the base of Hoss's tail while he's mid-orgasm.

These are truly the mysteries we need to solve!

/s

Goddamit! Everytime I load this game up, about 2 minutes in I have this urge for a cup of coffee.

Are you talking about Klaus? Because you can get that route through Jorgen as long as you sit with Mikko on Day 1, follow Klaus into the forest on day 1, choose Jorgen as your star gazing partner, and then follow Klaus while talking to Jorgen.

My experience so far:

Nordic Characters: Subtle exchanges, stolen glances, self imposed barriers, regrets, longing, hope, emotional and physical yearning, connections, embracing, hints at something more, slow burn into what might be massive sexual conflagration.

Polish Character: Get drunk and suck their massive dick while watching anime. 

As a European who has dated both Nordic and Polish men, I hate how accurate this is.

Okay, probably because I'm not from the US this surprised me, but the town of Echo is a real place.  

It has a motel, a diner, Route 66 is nearby as is Echo Reservoir, and if you follow Dikker Hill Drive, it leads you to a large property that overlooks the town.

There are hiking trails that you take through the canyon, a NA reservation, and the University of Pueblo is one state over.

In fact, the more I look at this town and the surrounding area on Google Maps, the more I feel a little weird out by the similarities.

Is it just coincidence or did someone who work on this game actually come from Echo or the surrounding area?

BTW, your question on Twitter, I think it's called "Imposter syndrome".

Or at least I would like to buy you a cup of coffee but I cannot figure out how. Send hlp!

@monchimutt

First Limits, then Repeat, and now you are back. This is a good start to 2023.

So happy I bought you a cup of coffee.

I laughed when I read your last update about your meds because I was dealing with the same thing last week.

As someone who deals with MHI, the struggle is real and sometimes people just do not get it.

Like no Sharon, a paracetamol isn't' "basically the same thing". (Bless her though, heart's in the right place.)

And while you're waiting, real life still carries on all:

"Hi, you've reached the brain of 'Functioning Adult'.

Unfortunately, I'm not here right now, but if you leave a message I'm sure 'Bipolar Man-Child' will get back to you.

Once he's finished surfing Wikipedia at 3 am on a Wednesday trying to remember which Baldwin was in that movie he can't remember the name of."

Fair enough. You now have another Patreon member.

BTW, I say that as one of the filthy pirates who downloaded the pirated version and then justified it to myself by contributing $5 through itch.io using the "Name your own price".

Not cool, I know.

Why not make the Patreon build available here for a few $?

Release the Patreon version for your backers, then about 1-2 weeks later (which is about how long it takes for a pirated version to circulate) release it here for like $5. (Alongside the free non-Patreon version)

That way those of us that want the Patreon version without wanting to be Patreons can get it, and contribute in our own way.

As it is, itch.io lets you contribute cash for the free version "Name your own price". 

The Patreons get the benefit of either paying less ($3) or paying more but getting more.

Those of us with disposable cash and ADHD (like myself) can contribute in our own way.